People are somethin' else I tell ya...

Excerpt from Obama's Press Conference Stirs the Buzz
by Mike Krumboltz

'After an uncharacteristic gaffe on 'The Tonight Show' and an unfortunate case of the giggles on '60 Minutes,' President Obama had a lot riding on his Tuesday night press conference. The president largely stayed on message, using the hour to focus on the economy, the budget, and his anger (even if was delayed) at those darn AIG bonuses.

The buzziest moment came about 35 minutes into the press conference when Ed Henry of CNN asked the President why he didn't spew outrage as soon as he learned about the AIG bonuses. Why, Mr. Henry asked, did the president wait several days before speaking out? The president, with an icy stare, responded that he "likes to know what he's talking about" before he speaks. It was a pretty testy exchange that brought about nervous laughter from the other reporters and snarky responses from Twitterers. Boom! Next question.'

That's right Obama...don't let these jive turkeys (had to go old black man on 'em) try to roust you. They're waiting for you to mess up, microscope...check; recorder...check; spreadsheet with strategic questions to try and make him fumble...check!! Hell-to-the-nah!! Barack is not an idiot people, so he's chooses to...no he NEEDS TO take his time when responding to issues. Don't get me wrong, we all know that time is of the essence, especially with impatient Americans who seem to have nothing better to do with their time these days than make comic strips, book displays and other miscellaneous paraphernalia of monkeys juxtaposed with black figures (get over it already you poor sports), but at least allow the man a moment to process the million topics circulating around this crazy world that all require his attention. Allow him the chance to come to us with some shit that actually makes sense...you know, some actual solution for a problem type shit...some actual work smarter, not harder type shit!! We don't need someone to tell us incompetently what they think we wanna hear...been there, done that...remember the last two terms you hypocrites!?

Anyhew...Chin up Barack...great comeback...that's what my mama likes to call being "Nice-Nasty"!! Rumble young man rumble!!